I've had a very lazy day today laying on the sofa with Daddy and the duvet watching films. It was brilliant until it came to dinnertime, I thought I was in for a real feast when I smelt the things Daddy was cooking and then Puppynap said there was a special treat for me tonight.
Um, I thought, then he brought it out, crunchies, rice and grave. RICE AND GRAVY that's not a special treat, not compared to all the lovely smells I thought I was having. The next film better be a corker!