Sunday 31 July 2016

The Best I've Ever Been

Phew it's so hot today.

Hello Daddy what you doing?

Giving me a haircut by the look of it. Still I don't mind it's so warm lately a haircut would be very cooling.

Puppynap said I was the best that I have ever been. It's a relief to get rid of all the excess hair and now for a cooling shower.

That was lovely and now a warm cuddle with Daddy...

...before my blow dry.

At sort, fresh and clean. Now where's my treat Puppynap, as I've been the best I've ever been at having my hair cut can I have two please?

Saturday 30 July 2016

Rain Magic

It's doing nothing but rain and I want to go out. I do hope it stops soon because Puppynap pwomised me if it did he would take me on an adventure.

Rain, rain go away, come again another day.

That's a special rain magic song to make it go away.

*Fingers crossed, eyes tight shut*

Thursday 28 July 2016

Cuddle Up

I'm in a bit of a cuddled up sleepy mood today. I wanted to do that with Puppynap but he kept on moving around and wriggling and it just wasn't comfortable.

Cuddling up with my doggies is much more comfy, until Daddy come home then I'll cuddle up with him.

Wednesday 27 July 2016

A Special Anniversary - One Way

All of a sudden Puppynap picked me up in his arms and aid we were going to see granddad, today was a special anniversary.

Daddy said he would drive us there so I could feel the wind in my hair. AND it was a warm evening and he said it would be good if I only had to walk one way.

It's so pretty when he lives.

We went to take him some lovely flowers from the garden, flowers that he planted over 19 years ago.

After we visited him Puppynap said he was going to take me to see...

...the ducks in the duck pond. They looked nice and cool in the water.

Unlike me who got very hot walking in the evening sun. I wish home was a bit nearer, this hill is really puffing me out.

Tuesday 26 July 2016

A Special Secret

David's got a special secret he wants to tell me but it's so secret he can't even say it. He keeps on going right into my ear and tugging at it. I can swear he's whispering something I just wish he would speak up.

Cats and Dogs - Another Side

Monday 25 July 2016

BUT TODAY - All Soft And Sleeky

Daddy did a brilliant thing last night, I didn't want it to happen but today I'm really glad.

Last night he spent ages de-tangling me, the heat is making my hair go a bit frizzy and it gets a bit knotty when dry myself on the carpet. He had to cut lots of my hair out and it pulled a bit and I tried to get away.

BUT TODAY it's brilliant, I can run around and shake my hair all around like the people in the shampoo ads. All soft and sleeky.

Saturday 23 July 2016


I was just feeling a little bit fed up and wondering what I would do today when all of a sudden...

...beep, beep. BRILLIANT my friends are here to see me, that little boy CC and his lovely little sister. She's a little baby you know.

When they came in I got very excited and went and said hello to them all and got lots of strokes and things and I had a very careful look at the little girl. You must be gentle around babies.

After we all said hello and had a little play in the garden it was time for lunch. I had the peppers.

I had a lot to eat and then got very tired because the sun was out and you need to have a little sleep when you are tired and the sun is out.

I only woke up when it was time for everyone to go. I think I slept a bit longer that I thought I would. Still that's the sun for you.

Friday 22 July 2016

It Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With...

*Pant, pant, pant, PANT*

Phew I'm very hot.

*Pant, pant*

And Puppynap is doing all he can to keep me cool.

He's washed my face with a cold cloth and put me right in front of my water bowl and now the fan is blowing on me.

He said he was worried that I was so hot.

Me being puffed out... had absolutely nothing to do with chasing David around the garden for the past 10 minutes.

*Pant, PANT*

That cold cloth was lovely Puppynap, I wouldn't mind another go on that if you're heading that way.

Thursday 21 July 2016

The Absolute Best Way To Keep Cool

It's another very hot and humid day today and I've been doing all I can to keep myself cool.

I've been sleeping on the stones in the garden and only sleeping on Puppynap for a few minutes at a time, it gets too hot on his lap.

But the absolutely best way to keep cool? Sitting right in front of the fan, sideways on.


Wednesday 20 July 2016

Another Hot One

Another hot one.

I've Just Had My Last Tablet - Very Lady Gaga

I've just had my last tablet. Puppynap's been wrapping them up in bits of Snackeroo's, trying to hide them from me.

I've seen them, sometimes they've dropped out on the floor and he's quickly wrapped them up in another bit for me.

I didn't mind taking them, they were small and didn't taste of much and they did make me better.

I'm glad I'm OK again now and was such a good girl, that's why Daddy took my collar off after 3 days, I didn't lick.

I didn't even mind wearing the collar, it didn't get in the way much apart from when I tried to drink, and I often got hand fed so that was a bonus AND it was a bit of a fashion statement.

Very Lady Gaga.

Monday 18 July 2016

Saturday 16 July 2016

I Could Tell A Secret

I've had a brilliant day today.

I didn't know it was going to happen but the Elf and her husband came down to see me for a surprise visit. As it was a hot day we were going to have a BBQ in the garden.

It was very hot and I had to keep under the shade but I made sure I watched what Daddy was doing, I could tell a secret thing was happening.

I was having the chicken. I could smell it!

I Was Allowed To Have It Off During The Day

Puppynap said I have been such a good girl eating all my tablets and not attempting to lick myself when he took my fashion accessory off for an hour yesterday that...

...I was allowed to have it off during the day.

BRILLIANT I can scratch my head properly again now.

Daddy said I must have it on if I go to lick myself and at night. I think I can live with that deal.

Thursday 14 July 2016

I've Come Across Two Other Problems

I've come across another problem with this funnel thing. Actually I've come across two other problems.

Number 1. I can't scratch my head and number 2 Puppynap keeps on looking at me and asking me if I'm sending messages out to aliens. 

Stop taking the micky and come and scratch my ear please!

Wednesday 13 July 2016

I Can't Get My Head In My Dinner Bowl

I knew this thing would be a problem, I can't get my head in my dinner bowl.

Still it's not all bad, I do get to be hand fed.

Keep the chicken coming!

A Problem, Getting In The Way

I've had to go and see the Doctor.

Puppynap gave me a cuddle earlier, looked at me and then text Daddy to say I was looking a bit sore down there. He thought maybe my lady times had come early but the problem was I've been keeping licking myself and made myself sore. She thinks I may have had a bit of a skin irritation made worse by my licking.

Luckily the lady said it was nothing to worry about but that I needed some tablets and I have to wear this thing for a week.

Daddy said think of it as a fashion statement.

Um,this I think is going to be a problem, getting in the way.

Cats and Dogs - Another Side

Tuesday 12 July 2016

All Cuddled Up With David When...

I was having a lovely sleep and dream, all cuddled up with David when...

...all of a sudden the rain started to come down very, very heavy and I heard some thunder.

I cuddled into David even tighter, that's what best friends do when they are scared.

Cats and Dogs - Another Side

They Finally Worked Out Why

Hooray, they finally worked out why I was scratching and not eating my tooth sticks. 

Puppynap brought one's that were slightly larger than normal and when Puppynap cut them length ways I could fit them in my mouth easier, I was struggling before. I know they say I've got a big voice when I'm saying hello to the cats and the dogs when they go down the road but I do only have a small mouth. 

Oh yes and thanks for the fan. that's cooling me down nicely it's been so warm. No need to scratch anymore either now I'm nice and cool.

Monday 11 July 2016

Messy But Very Tasty

Ooh what's this, a selection of treats for me to choose from?

Good boy Puppynap.

But hang on a second, what's that over there?

A brand new brand of treat.

Umm, messy but very tasty.

Sunday 10 July 2016

It's Only Spitting

It's started to rain and Daddy and Puppynap ran outside to get the washing in. I went to supervise and then they both ran back indoors and called me to come in, but I didn't want to.

They then said I would get very wet if I stayed outside.

It's only spitting.

What a fuss they make.

Bed Head

What do you mean I've got a bed head?

...what do you expect, I didn't want to get up yet!

Saturday 9 July 2016

What's Going On Where Is Everyone?

It's been a very warm day today although it's not been very sunny so I was surprised when all of a sudden Daddy and Puppynap said come on River we're going out.

OK then but I hope you're bringing some water.

Down the road, leading the way,

Looking for cats upon the way, 

Sniffing out news, what do they say?,

Left and right no cars today!


Phew it's very warm and there's so many steps to get up.

But it's worth it, a whole park all to ourselves. No cars and now no people what's going on, where is everyone?

I know where we are going now.

To see nanny and tend her garden. Lovely roses.

Job well done.

I'm glad we came to visit but I'm so glad to be going home, it's so warm and I really need something cool to drink.