I Don't Know What Game This Is Called

I just had a play date with Love Heart. 

She was creeping up the back garden. I heard her!

I ran to the back door and stuck my head out.

She asked if I was coming out to play?

Yes I was!

For a little while we just chatted on the stone place and then she jumped up on the fence. I wished she would come down and called to her but she wouldn't she just sat at the top looking at me.

Another cat called Tiger was at the back watching. When I called to her to make Love Heart come down she didn't do anything.

I then ran out the front to tell Puppinanapper what happened but he was doing something. I then went to the front window and saw that other cat. The one with the weepy eye.

He just looked at me.

I called to Puppinanapper to come make him play with me but he just stroked me and then put me on his lap for a cuddle.

I don't know what game this is called. It's Confusing!

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I Just Nearly Got A 10

I just nearly got a 10.

I did get a 9.5.

I just did my first jump up all the way from the floor onto the sofa. My first time ever.

I would have got a 10 Puppinanapper said but I have pestered Lil' a bit tonight and that I was jumping to get a taste of custard which I know I'm not allowed to do. That's what lost me half a point.

See told you I could get a ten.

Well I Just Woked Up

Yes I've got bed hair what of it!

Well I just woked up so what do you expect?

What Was What

There's people in the garden at the back. I didn't know who they were. They made a noise that made me jump.

I went to the back door and told them What Was What! All waking me up!

Puppinanapper says I've learn't Debating Society.

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Cookery & Chemistry

It's been a busy week this week what with all the learning I've been doing.

We did Rural Science & Nature.

We then did Words and Numbers.

Yesterday we did Art-key-ology, History and Biology. Today we have already done Chemistry and Cookery.

Daddy showed me how to cook PORRIDGE. I've never had Porridge before.

You put the things from the packet and add milk or water and then you eat it. I can't have normal milk it could make me ill so I have special goats milk. Milk from a goat!

Then daddy says it slowly releases things into your body and keeps you glowing warm all day. That's called Chemistry daddy said.

This learning business isn't as hard as it sounds.

I Did Medical As Well Today

Puppinanapper in not feeling too well today.

I was the same last night when I ate some tobacco I found. It made me sick up on the floor.

I knew I shouldn't have eaten it but I wanted to see what it tasted like. They weren't upset they said it was better be sick than be sick. Gibberish!

Puppinanapper gave me a big cuddle. I think he hoped it would make him feel better. I gave him some extra licks to make sure it did.

I did medical as well today. I am a Nurse as well now!

Art - Key - Ology

Today I'm doing Art-key-ology.

It's great what you do is go out into the back garden.

Find some dirt.

Dig really hard and fast and deep.

And then you find some old pottery or something and bring it inside to show daddy and Puppinanapper.

That's all there is to it. Easy lesson that one. Next!

Their Numbers

Puppinanapper says education week is going very well.

Today's lesson. Their numbers.

Each day I hear daddy and Puppinanapper talking in the car when we go fetch. Talking about numbers.

Give me a number each day and this is what they mean.

7 - Means things are going not brilliant.
Overall, I'm told, a little disappointing.  This means there's been a selection of things gone wrong. Chaos for a while, that sort of thing.

8 - Means things are going good.
Maybe some naughty behaviour has happened but nothing too bad. Maybe a bit of barking when Puppinanapper is working or an outside thing happened inside.

8.5 - Means very good.
My average. Means I've been very good, not really done anything. Maybe one wee indoors or a bit of a chew of a shoe lace. If an outside thing was done inside Puppinanapper takes the blame for not moving quick enough so not my fault so doesn't count.

9 - I get this a lot to. Means BRILLIANT

9.5 - Means BRILLIANT with a STAR and I was extra cute or learned something amazing.

10 - Near on unachievable I'm told. We'll see about that. I don't even think he knows what I've got to do to get a 10. Maybe the can can on my own.

I don't know what 1 - 6 mean.
I've never had one and it scares me a bit to see what I must do to get one of those. I think I might see one day though.

It's tiring, all this learning.

I Just Had A Big Fight With A CAT!

I just had a big fight with a CAT!

It was brilliant. I kept on tossing her around.

Puppinanapper gave me a treat as I was a good girl. I then went mad on the cats nose. 

I won the battle of the cat!

My Words

I'm learning my words today.

Puppinanapper took me on a long walk and he said that today's lesson was a words test.

OK, let's go!

The first word was Leave. This means you can't play with that. I sometimes get this a bit mixed up with Leaf which means you can play with that.

We practised this one as we walked down the road. We also did Quickly which means run across the road as fast as you can. I do. I've got this one down pat.

At the bottom of the road there was a great big tunnel. On the other side was a big truck with flashing orange lights. Wow.

We went through the tunnel and right up close to the orange lights of the truck. The man stopped driving to let us go by. I waved he waved.

When we got to the other side I found some paper and tried to eat it. That's when we practised NO! This is a more urgent Leave.

We then did Come On which means he wants me to run and catch up with him. I hear it but don't always take notice. There's lots out here and sometimes you just gotta give me some time.

Go On is like Come On but this means that I am now in front and can run as fast as I can if I like.

I often like.

I then tried to break into a prison.

Just after that Puppinanapper told me we were entering a very special place and I needed to be very quiet.

Wow. What is it?

It was Rabbit Forest the place where the rabbits live. Wow

Just the other side of Rabbit Forest was a really old and ancient and mystical thing.

I needed a drink after all that excitement and found a little pond. We practised the NO! word again.

We then went OVER a motorway. OVER one!

I've been on a motorway before in the car. There was so many cars and noise.

We did the Sit word. That's my best and easiest one I do that all the time instantly nearly. With that one you get either a treat or a stroke. Always lots of Good Girl though which means I have been good and can probably carry on doing whatever I am. If it's a quiet Good Girl it means the same but calm down a bit.

On the other side I found something sticky on the path and we did the NO! word again. There was a little tugging and negotiating until I moved on. Well until I was picked up and carried away.

The stuff I found made me go maaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddd and I ran all the way back home leading the way.

When we got back I didn't want to go in so barked at the cat. I passed my test as I got a bone treat when I got in. I didn't even have to do CAN CAN where they make me kick my legs up in the air.

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We Learnt All About Plants Today

We learnt all about plants today.

This one is Purple.

And you sunbath on grass.

Cats And Dogs 2

Wow I just watched a film with Puppinanapper and daddy about cats AND dogs.

I got a treat before we started. They had chocolate and I had this new bone thing. It smelt of Twiglets and was yummy. Then we all sat down quietly.

There was this dog who was a policeman and he bit someone on the bum and everything exploded.

He then joined with some other dogs and cats to have a fight with some mad cats.

I don't think cats are mad just a bit angry sometimes.

Then they all went a funfair and went on some rides.

I've never been to a funfair yet but they said that they will take me one day.

It's all over with now and I really fancy another Twiglet smelly thing.

I'm Getting Really Clever

We went and saw some girls again tonight.

I love going there. They play with me and give me lots of fuss.

Today I played a trick on one of the girls. She was playing with me with my toy dog and as much as I loved that I really wanted to eat her shoe laces.

When she thought I was deep in play I got closer and closer to her feet and when she wasn't looking I quickly put the lace in my mouth. I wouldn't let go. I'm getting really clever!

It;s also the best est place to play slidey floor and we have a long long game of it today.

I love going there!

So Comfy

This is so comfy.

It's great having daddy home today. He's been playing with me all day until he got tired and went to bed on the sofa.

As soon as I saw him get the duvet out I was there. Ah to rest on his feet is so perfect.

Going to sleep now...

He Made Up For It

I was left on my own downstairs all the morning. Puppinanapper was upstairs with Lil'. I called out to him to go down and when he did it was only for a minute then he went back for ages.

He made up for it though when he did come down properly. He put my jumper on and took me out. We went over the road first of all and said hello to that M lady and a man called R. Another lady came and said hello as well.

I wanted to chase the cat that was eating dinner but they wouldn't let me. They talked for ages  and then we went.

First of all we went all the way down the road and across a field. I had been there before so I knew the way and showed PN the way to go.

I then saw my friend Kiwi who I saw before and said hello. He was a little bit scared when I jumped up to hug him but his mummy said it was alright he was just a scared thing. He's bigger than me so I don't know why he was so scared.

We then went and visited nanny with some flowers. I picked one from a garden on the way and took that.

We also saw some Squirrels but they were very quick and went up a tree before I could play with them. As much as I called to them to come down they didn't.

On the way back I saw my friend the man with a nose ring and I nearly fell down the hole he was sitting in. I heard some dogs barking so I ran off to find them but I didn't so we went for a walk by the stream.

The water was really whooshing. I am so brave now that I put my nose right in. It was very cold but I dried of quickly as I chased the leaves and a cat.

It was a brilliant walk and Nadia was waiting for me in the kitchen when I got back. She loved me licking her even if PN said she didn't. I know she did.

Oh!

I was only jumping and playing around.

I didn't mean anything.

I don't know what I did I only barked a bit.

Well and bit a bit.

Puppinanapper went upstairs and left me down here for most of the afternoon all on my own.

Oh!

That Tortoise Is Back

That Tortoise, Nadia is back.

Daddy had just disturbed me wiggling around on the sofa so I went and laid down by nannies chair. That's when I saw her.

I ran right over to her and jumped up and down to let her know I was pleased to see her. She didn't do much, just stayed there looking.

Then Puppinanapper picked her up, put her in the hall and closed the door.

It's not fair I wanted to play with her. At least I've got my doggie to play with I'm going to fight her and bite her tongue.

I hope Nadia will play with me next time, she's funny.

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My Early Lunch

I woke up from my morning nap really early.

I didn't know what to do because no one was around so I went outside.

I'm so glad I did because my friend Love Heart the CAT was out there waiting to say hello to me.

We had a little chat and then PN called out to me to come eat lunch and get my jumper on.

I know whenever they put my jumped on I'm going out. YIPPEE.

We went in the car. I love driving in the car. I sit like a real good girl quietly next to PN when it happens.

I'll make sure I'll make up for it now we're back home. GEEEEETTTTT READY!

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Why Won't He?

It's not fair!

Puppinanapper has been on the phone all day and I just want to go out for a walk and to play and to get some strokes from some people.

I tired to make him by doing big sad face eyes. Lil said it works for her but it didn't for me.

Why won't he? It's so unfair!

Rough Love

Me and Twevor just played really rough and tumble.

What happens is you wait until the other person isn't looking and then you jump on their back and do a bark to make them jump.

It's even better fun if the other person joins in and throws you around the room.

Me and Twevor just played it until we both got worn tired.

We then had a lay next to each other.

I love Twevor!

River Loves Twevor

I love playing with Twevor. 

He let's me jump all over his head and try and eat his chin and chases me around and lets me cuddle up when we get tired.

I wish he lived with us or next door then I could see him all the time.

Twevor!

Twevor's here, Twevor's here, TWEVORS HERE!

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

He's brought his friend Arnold and one for me to play with too. Brilllllllllllliant!

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But I Did!

I've just been for a great big walk with PN.

First of all we went to the shop that belongs to Morris. We've been there before but he said he wouldn't go in because there was a great big queue in there YET AGAIN and the ladies were just all gossiping with each other!

We then went to another shop and I saw a big red sweet on the floor and tired to eat it but PN said I didn't want that and took it from my mouth. But I did want it!

I then went to the toilet in front of a big lady who laughed. .Don't know why that was so funny PN said I didn't want to do that there and got out a plastic bag. But I did!

As we went around the corner I saw a CRISP and quickly put it in my mouth. PN said I didn't want that. But I did! I swallowed it real quickly even though he tried to take it from my mouth

I don't know why he keeps on saying I don't want that I DO!

The Pink Tunnel

A boy and a girl are brilliant! We went to see them tonight in their new house and I got a present.

Yes ME A PRESENT!

It's a pink tunnel thing.

What you do is you chose your entrance and run through it to the other end.

Sometimes in the middle there are treats. And there's a porthole right in the middle.

I was a little bit unsure of it to begin with as it made a crinkling sound but I'm getting used to it now and it's great fun.

I Must Agree

Puppinanapper is giving me lots of cuddles and kisses today. He says I'm being extra cute and a good girl.

I don't think I'm being especially extra good today but about the cute thing. I must agree!

It's The Two Of Us

Brilliant Lil' has come down. She doesn't usually come to visit me in the morning but today she did.

She is so funny to watch. I don't know why she doesn't want to play with me?

She can be in a bad mood at times though. I go to play with her or see how she is and she sometimes has a right go at me. I don't know why, but I like her being around anyway.

It's brilliant when it's the two of us and no one else is around.

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Pretending To Be A Rug!

A boy and a girl just came over to play especially with me.

It was great the man threw me all over the place and let me run over his head.

It was all very tiring me out. I'm pooped out now and gonna have a rest before DADDY comes home to play with me.

I'm going to show him my new game. Pretending to be a rug!

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It's Called VELCRO!

They've just given me THE BEST present. It's called VELCRO!

I spotted it on a lead and chewed it twice. PN worked out it was the clothy thing I wanted and daddy gave it to me.

It's amazing.

I've been here for 10 minutes with it. I heard them say it was going to be a special girl toy to play with. I'm gonna try really hard to be good girl good.