What Was What

There's people in the garden at the back. I didn't know who they were. They made a noise that made me jump.

I went to the back door and told them What Was What! All waking me up!

Puppinanapper says I've learn't Debating Society.

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Cookery & Chemistry

It's been a busy week this week what with all the learning I've been doing.

We did Rural Science & Nature.

We then did Words and Numbers.

Yesterday we did Art-key-ology, History and Biology. Today we have already done Chemistry and Cookery.

Daddy showed me how to cook PORRIDGE. I've never had Porridge before.

You put the things from the packet and add milk or water and then you eat it. I can't have normal milk it could make me ill so I have special goats milk. Milk from a goat!

Then daddy says it slowly releases things into your body and keeps you glowing warm all day. That's called Chemistry daddy said.

This learning business isn't as hard as it sounds.

I Did Medical As Well Today

Puppinanapper in not feeling too well today.

I was the same last night when I ate some tobacco I found. It made me sick up on the floor.

I knew I shouldn't have eaten it but I wanted to see what it tasted like. They weren't upset they said it was better be sick than be sick. Gibberish!

Puppinanapper gave me a big cuddle. I think he hoped it would make him feel better. I gave him some extra licks to make sure it did.

I did medical as well today. I am a Nurse as well now!

Art - Key - Ology

Today I'm doing Art-key-ology.

It's great what you do is go out into the back garden.

Find some dirt.

Dig really hard and fast and deep.

And then you find some old pottery or something and bring it inside to show daddy and Puppinanapper.

That's all there is to it. Easy lesson that one. Next!

Their Numbers

Puppinanapper says education week is going very well.

Today's lesson. Their numbers.

Each day I hear daddy and Puppinanapper talking in the car when we go fetch. Talking about numbers.

Give me a number each day and this is what they mean.

7 - Means things are going not brilliant.
Overall, I'm told, a little disappointing.  This means there's been a selection of things gone wrong. Chaos for a while, that sort of thing.

8 - Means things are going good.
Maybe some naughty behaviour has happened but nothing too bad. Maybe a bit of barking when Puppinanapper is working or an outside thing happened inside.

8.5 - Means very good.
My average. Means I've been very good, not really done anything. Maybe one wee indoors or a bit of a chew of a shoe lace. If an outside thing was done inside Puppinanapper takes the blame for not moving quick enough so not my fault so doesn't count.

9 - I get this a lot to. Means BRILLIANT

9.5 - Means BRILLIANT with a STAR and I was extra cute or learned something amazing.

10 - Near on unachievable I'm told. We'll see about that. I don't even think he knows what I've got to do to get a 10. Maybe the can can on my own.

I don't know what 1 - 6 mean.
I've never had one and it scares me a bit to see what I must do to get one of those. I think I might see one day though.

It's tiring, all this learning.

My Words

I'm learning my words today.

Puppinanapper took me on a long walk and he said that today's lesson was a words test.

OK, let's go!

The first word was Leave. This means you can't play with that. I sometimes get this a bit mixed up with Leaf which means you can play with that.

We practised this one as we walked down the road. We also did Quickly which means run across the road as fast as you can. I do. I've got this one down pat.

At the bottom of the road there was a great big tunnel. On the other side was a big truck with flashing orange lights. Wow.

We went through the tunnel and right up close to the orange lights of the truck. The man stopped driving to let us go by. I waved he waved.

When we got to the other side I found some paper and tried to eat it. That's when we practised NO! This is a more urgent Leave.

We then did Come On which means he wants me to run and catch up with him. I hear it but don't always take notice. There's lots out here and sometimes you just gotta give me some time.

Go On is like Come On but this means that I am now in front and can run as fast as I can if I like.

I often like.

I then tried to break into a prison.

Just after that Puppinanapper told me we were entering a very special place and I needed to be very quiet.

Wow. What is it?

It was Rabbit Forest the place where the rabbits live. Wow

Just the other side of Rabbit Forest was a really old and ancient and mystical thing.

I needed a drink after all that excitement and found a little pond. We practised the NO! word again.

We then went OVER a motorway. OVER one!

I've been on a motorway before in the car. There was so many cars and noise.

We did the Sit word. That's my best and easiest one I do that all the time instantly nearly. With that one you get either a treat or a stroke. Always lots of Good Girl though which means I have been good and can probably carry on doing whatever I am. If it's a quiet Good Girl it means the same but calm down a bit.

On the other side I found something sticky on the path and we did the NO! word again. There was a little tugging and negotiating until I moved on. Well until I was picked up and carried away.

The stuff I found made me go maaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddd and I ran all the way back home leading the way.

When we got back I didn't want to go in so barked at the cat. I passed my test as I got a bone treat when I got in. I didn't even have to do CAN CAN where they make me kick my legs up in the air.

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We Learnt All About Plants Today

We learnt all about plants today.

This one is Purple.

And you sunbath on grass.